Hey America! It's that most wonderful time of the yearrrr, once again!
And boy do I hate to go and show my age, I hate to get all "I remember when" on you all, but damnit if it isn't great to have Christmas starting in November these days! It used to be that Santa Claus' made his debut on the Thanksgiving Day Macy parade, but somewhere along the line Christians just realized they simply weren't happy enough with owning December. Boy howdy, I just can't get enough of the rat-race, the discretionless consumerism, the limitless materialism. Seriously folks, Christmas, to me, just makes me so happy and festive. I swear to God I feel so alive but mostly because I'm dodging shoptastic traffic sooner and sooner.
I'd like to point at the fact that my local grocery store is all decked out and ready. That and Rick went and sent me his Amazon.com wish list as if he really thinks I'm gonna even glance at it. So either blame these two things on my humbuggery, or saddle up beside me as I steer our sleigh further away from Jesusland.
HAIL ERIS!
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