Sen. Allran: "State employees are too lazy!"

I had two very powerful fits of laughter today. One fell in that "dark humor" sort of vein; the other falls in that "look at the doofus act funny" sort of vein. While I'm sure both are being addressed in their respective venues, I find it easier to comment on the latter as I speak as a state employee. I can't vouch for the DMV folks, but my office takes the term inefficiency to new levels. Seriously, we have weekly solitaire tournaments! I like Sen. Allran's idea. I think my office really needs to just hunt down new work, you know? Make itself busy. Like, when we're not at a peak-time I really think we should re-file all of our files and organize our trash. Oh wait! We do that already. No, but seriously I'm coming home with valuable life's-blood and spirit coursing through my veins. Somehow my job hasn't found a way to drain me completely, there must be a problem somewhere...